Thursday, August 19, 2010
We all know from Stephen Colbert’s THREATDOWN (TM) that bears are (usually) the #1 threat to our nation. Based on the story below it appears bears can be rendered docile by marijuana. SO: Legalize marijuana, bake into brownies, leave in pic-a-nic baskets, and watch our terror threat level drop to whatever is lower than orange. Oh yeah, and the taxes from marijuana sales will bail out state and national budgets. Combined with the jobs created by the marijuana industry, that should pull us right out of this recession. And we can also subdue moronic mama grizzly Sarah Palin. These bears getting high is the best thing to ever happen to America. thedailywhat: When Bears Don’t Attack of the Day: A British Columbian marijuana farm attempted to protect its goods by luring thirteen black bears to the area with dog food. Not a bad idea, except for one problem: The bears were a bit too — *ahem* — mellow. From Metro: The five police officers were called to the marijuana plantation, near Christina Lake, to dismantle the farm and arrested two men in the process, while stumbling across the bears. Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansvield, said: “They (the bears) were tame, they just sat around watching.” [metro / photo: ap.]

We all know from Stephen Colbert’s THREATDOWN (TM) that bears are (usually) the #1 threat to our nation. Based on the story below it appears bears can be rendered docile by marijuana. SO: Legalize marijuana, bake into brownies, leave in pic-a-nic baskets, and watch our terror threat level drop to whatever is lower than orange. Oh yeah, and the taxes from marijuana sales will bail out state and national budgets. Combined with the jobs created by the marijuana industry, that should pull us right out of this recession. And we can also subdue moronic mama grizzly Sarah Palin.

These bears getting high is the best thing to ever happen to America.

thedailywhat:

When Bears Don’t Attack of the Day: A British Columbian marijuana farm attempted to protect its goods by luring thirteen black bears to the area with dog food. Not a bad idea, except for one problem: The bears were a bit too — *ahem* — mellow.

From Metro:

The five police officers were called to the marijuana plantation, near Christina Lake, to dismantle the farm and arrested two men in the process, while stumbling across the bears.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansvield, said: “They (the bears) were tame, they just sat around watching.”

[metro / photo: ap.]

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