![We all know from Stephen Colbert’s THREATDOWN (TM) that bears are (usually) the #1 threat to our nation. Based on the story below it appears bears can be rendered docile by marijuana. SO: Legalize marijuana, bake into brownies, leave in pic-a-nic baskets, and watch our terror threat level drop to whatever is lower than orange. Oh yeah, and the taxes from marijuana sales will bail out state and national budgets. Combined with the jobs created by the marijuana industry, that should pull us right out of this recession. And we can also subdue moronic mama grizzly Sarah Palin.
These bears getting high is the best thing to ever happen to America.
thedailywhat:
When Bears Don’t Attack of the Day: A British Columbian marijuana farm attempted to protect its goods by luring thirteen black bears to the area with dog food. Not a bad idea, except for one problem: The bears were a bit too — *ahem* — mellow.
From Metro:
The five police officers were called to the marijuana plantation, near Christina Lake, to dismantle the farm and arrested two men in the process, while stumbling across the bears.
Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansvield, said: “They (the bears) were tame, they just sat around watching.”
[metro / photo: ap.]](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7eri3helg1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
We all know from Stephen Colbert’s THREATDOWN (TM) that bears are (usually) the #1 threat to our nation. Based on the story below it appears bears can be rendered docile by marijuana. SO: Legalize marijuana, bake into brownies, leave in pic-a-nic baskets, and watch our terror threat level drop to whatever is lower than orange. Oh yeah, and the taxes from marijuana sales will bail out state and national budgets. Combined with the jobs created by the marijuana industry, that should pull us right out of this recession. And we can also subdue moronic mama grizzly Sarah Palin.
These bears getting high is the best thing to ever happen to America.
When Bears Don’t Attack of the Day: A British Columbian marijuana farm attempted to protect its goods by luring thirteen black bears to the area with dog food. Not a bad idea, except for one problem: The bears were a bit too — *ahem* — mellow.
From Metro:
The five police officers were called to the marijuana plantation, near Christina Lake, to dismantle the farm and arrested two men in the process, while stumbling across the bears.
Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansvield, said: “They (the bears) were tame, they just sat around watching.”
[metro / photo: ap.]
Spotted at my grocery store. As one of my funny friends said: Finally, a salad with a mustache.
Lol. (via boycott-love)
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine(via Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything,via meaghano, via tenrewnna)
J’adore. YAHTZEE!
All the Seinfeld references in the picture can be found here if you give up: http://bit.ly/qjIrs (via juliasegal)
Strange image choice for this ad, no?
Love how the sandwich is almost camouflaged here. Subtlety. We’re seeing the maturation of an art form. (selleckwaterfallsandwich: Featured Sandwich: Greek Lamb)
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